‘Twas the night before Christmas
And I had the blues‘
Cause I’m back in the papers
All over the news
But I still have Sandy
Who sits by my side
Her head is quite empty
There’s nothing inside
And I do so miss Pam
I miss her each day
And now she’s stopped texting
I know not what to say
And Kim and Denise
Yes they’re all gone too
Now comes JM and Patty
What must I now do?
I went back to see Grodie
And caused such a fright
We were so low on ganja
I was getting uptight
So I missed the last meeting
I’m sorry I did
I left poor moron Sandy
To battle the kid
I settled my lawsuit
I did this with care
And I am still blogging
And it’s read everywhere
The Republic The Progress
The Independent too
Say I scammed fees from the District
What else could I do?
A hello to my attorney
His name’s Madame Whiner
He missed the whole first amendment
I could afford no one finer
And poor Christine Schild
My first insane attorney
Made fun of the Bar
And committed perjury
Well I did it too
I should take some of the blame
But lying or harming
Is my middle name
Well I simply won’t quit
In the face of it all
I love wrecking the District
And I’m having a ball
But I cannot say goodnight
Without mentioning my ‘Gramps
Who died guarding prisoners
In those German camps
So to all my supporters
Please remain true
For my time on the Board
Will be over soon too.
Merry Christmas!
