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My Report Card from Faber

Updated: Nov 5, 2018

You know a lot has been made about me not being the smart one on the Board and Pam Kirby endorsing me and sayin things like I'm a ventriloquist's dummy. But that is not true and I recent (or is it "resent") those remarks. So I went down memory lane and grabbed one of my report cards from Faber College in Minnesota where I did my semester abroad. Anyway, here is my report card and there is of course a point to this as we near graduation.


See, most of you only know me as the super successful President of the SUSD Governing Board, but I was not always as successful as I am now. Faber was no walk in the park, and I persevered, and when I was awarded my bachelor's degree at ASU, after 14 years of toil, I knew I would be on my way, and well, here I am.


By the way, if you noticed that black eye I was sporting today, that is the direct result of training with the Tactical Women's Alert Team (T.W.A.T. for short) and it was because during the snipering class, I had the rifle but up against my cheek even though they said not to do it, and let me tell you, when you pull the trigger, that rifle just jumps backwards and when it did that it hit me right in the cheek, under the eye. So don't go thinking Denisey hit me.


Hey I want to talk about the budget a bit and these land deals we have to do before Pam and Kim get the heave ho. More in a few days.



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