The Updated Poetry of Barbara Perleberg
Updated: May 26, 2018
Writing poetry is kind of a Memorial Day tradition with my family, so I am going to share with you my latest poetic musings on my life as the Governing Board President of Scottsdale Unified School District.
I've been dreaming about a romance,
With Superintendent Steve Nance,
But he rigged a bid,
Which the law does forbid,
Our love now stands not a chance.
While on the Governing Board,
The Corruption Complaints I ignored,
We’re getting our share,
Of what Denise stole from here,
For luxury I now can afford.
Our Superintendent Denise,
Arrived at the District to Fleece;
Our money and assets,
For Jewelry and Corvettes,
And we thought it might never cease.
I know that I’m just not that smart,
But Pam says that I’ve done my part
The District’s destroyed,
The Teachers annoyed,
But it never weighs on my heart.
A certain person named Hughes,
Continually gives me the blues;
She gets up in my bum;
flashlight, fists and two thumbs,
And it always leaves quite a bruise.
For Norton the hangman must beckon,
We must really teach him a lesson,
His ROSS group impedes,
Our criminal needs,
With his friend that obnoxious Minion.
© 2018 BarbaraPerlebergForSUSD.com